An annoying but also funny brother/boy/cousin/friend to be around, very athletic and skinny, and he gets all the girls, if you get Jamie good luck but treat him well,
by aka.elyssa January 3, 2021
Get the Jamiemug. She is thick she is cute she can be horny (freaky) she has a strong attitude has dark curly hair she can speak spanish but only at home she is Smart Unique in a way she is absolutely a latina de puerto rico y dominican she is loud she a Good kisser and she a type of girl to talk to and she Good in bed if u know what i mean and she can be annoying but she is loveable people Say she is fuckable because how fine she is she gets turnt one hundred and she likes to be in crowds and she is mature and attractive by boys and when Jamie sees useless people they dead to her she is a Good and sexy person u gonna want to be with in high school like i said she can be horny asf when she by herself and she sometimes gets high and she likes a boy non stop she can give hickeys if she wants to she fucking amazing she Lost her v card she no longer fresh she dirty minded and likes to sitio on boys laps
by She is thick asf and cute August 29, 2018
Get the Jamiemug. 
Looks like a love child of ed matthews and beavo with a crippling obsession with rubbing ketchup on his knob. If its not on his knob then its on someones "bearded clam" so he can devour it from there instead. Seriously, dont search bearded clam. Basically an absolute weapon who shoves cucumbers up his arse.
by Quifeneck November 5, 2025
Get the Jamie Maymug. by Nameno May 22, 2020
Get the Jamiemug. Absolute idiot responsible for a wide range of annoying things. He ruined the recipe's of Irn Bru, Lucozade and other well known soft drinks with his dumb sugar tax and furthermore the recipe of Coca Pops. He also banned Turkey Twizzlers in schools for apparent reason. He also forced UK supermarkets to put voluntary age restrictions of 16 and over on energy drinks where people in their 30s are getting ID'd. This man thinks that he is the king of food and drink choices.
Jamie Oliver is an absolute moron who loves ruining people's food and drink choices! When did anyone ever tell him what he was allowed to eat or drink?
by LordJenal April 15, 2023
Get the Jamie Olivermug.