bear kids

-The new "scene".

Bear kids are usually very calm and relaxed.
THEY NEVER SPEAK OF THE WORD "SCENE".
They derive from a small town in Morris County, New Jersey and love to eat. They're very beautiful, genuine people and they're almost ALWAYS having the best time.

Bear kids can be spotted all over-you just have to have the right eye for them.

Bear kids:
have natural beauty
are always with friends
love to laugh
love life
always do "the pose"
refer to themselves as bear... a lot
have a unique/different style
don't put out
are camera whores
can be spiritual and mystical-but not in a weird way

Lets not leave out the bear poses:

One way to tell a bear kid from any other are thier very distinct poses. Sometimes you will see a bear kid walking around doing the "dinosaur arm". The dinosaur arm only requires one arm and is very simple to do.

The elbow should be pointing downward and the rest of the arm facing up-so its like a "V" an the hand should just be resting.

They do the dinosaur arm because if a camera comes flying by and takes a picture of them, they want to be ready to do thier pose.

Thier camera pose:
Very easy.

The rested hand goes straight up-palms facing forward right next to thier face with thier fingers extended.
-Most of the time they look at thier hand too.
1. "OH EM GE! did you see those bear kids?"

2. "*GASP*!!! holy crap a whole flock of bear kids just walked by!!!"
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A Bear Grylls

The sexual act of a girl sucking you off as you hang from the ceiling or beam and after you finish you proceed to drink your own piss. This can also be substituted by hanging from a tree, rope, pull up bar, etc. all by your ankles.
"I'm feeling like a Bear Grylls tonight, what about you?"

"I always enjoy a Bear Grylls while camping!"
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blizzard bear

A cute bear that is used for snuggling.
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Llama-Bear

A petname used to annoy, humiliate and terrify your most loved mexican boys. It is could also be Llama-Llama-Bear, Lovely-Llama-Bear, or just ALlama-Bear. It is more effective if you say it in your flirtiest high pitched voice possible.
Callie: I love you my Llama-Bear!
Alam: I'm not your Llama-Bear you stupid pinche gringa!
Callie: See I told you, you love me!
Alam: Beesh! Ugh. I'm not even going to try.
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porno bear

Someone who goes through their friends porn stash without asking like a bear going through a trash can.
"Noggles is such a porno bear I left him alone in my room for two minutes and when I came back there were magazines and dvds everywhere".
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gummy bears

A euphimism used in the description of cunnilingus used when trying not to gross out your associates when telling them illicit stories.
Dude, I love giving girls gummy bears!
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Grundle Bears

A treat where you take perfectly good Gummie Bears and wipe them all up the anus region as if they were toilet paper.
In order for it to work well, there should not be poop stains on any, or the camp counselors might notice. Just the fact they've been up in there is nasty enough, trust me.
At a percussion camp, our school's drumline make a huge Ziploc bag of Grundle Bears that the college counselors snacked down. Yummy.
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