butt scared

Scared so bad your butt clenches

An old dude jump out of the bushes and butt scared me.

by Taldoc3 January 26, 2014

butt frigid

Not accepting anal; being rigidly conventional; tense in an over controlled way

1. Frank stop being so butt frigid, just come to the strip club.

2. Sarah was butt frigid last night, she didn’t let me put it in.

by Billy Thornton December 18, 2018

Butt oyster

This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster

Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!

by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011

butt chomper

Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts

Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.

by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021

butt stamp

buht stamp

noun

1 the act of sitting on something while completely naked, not wiping one's anus fully and leaving brown or green print

on said object.

Mark, I'm so sorry I left a butt stamp on your couch.

by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 17, 2022

butt scoliosis

an ass that caves inwards

damn mia has such butt scoliosis she is not thic with any c’s

by mia’s flat ass December 11, 2018

Butt feathers

When your butt hairs stick together because of some feces stuck up in their so it forms a feather

I need to take a long hot shower to tear apart these butt feathers

by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012