Back in five Minutes

Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes

Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"

Call- hes gone for a pot noodle

by Connor Bernard June 24, 2018

In a minute

Never. A minute is 60 seconds but when someone tells you in a minute your fukked.

Go to the gas station, I’ll leave in a minute.

I’m on my way I’ll be there in a minute.

I’ll check it in a minute

by ballsdeelchiliringpingdingsing November 16, 2025

ass minutes

A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum

Ill give you some good ass minutes

by Fickie April 21, 2018

5 burgers minutes

5 burger minutes means approximately an hour

How long does it need to be cooked?
" 5 burgers minutes"

by ThatguySy March 11, 2025

15 minutes of phase

When someone experiences the sensation of fully going through a phase in literally a matter of minutes or hours.

joe: woah.
anne: what?
joe: for some reason i just spent the past half hour looking up stuff about star trek, but i think it's totally lame now.
anne: welcome to your 15 minutes of phase.

by rowanneee May 12, 2010

5 minute intervals

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends

Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.

by That genderless fucking bitch May 15, 2022

Minute

A word coined by millennials used in an attempt to downplay an action that would be considered gross negligence.

“I don’t know why it’s not working. I haven’t used it in like a minute.”

Parents: “...you are 28, it’s time to move out.”
Millennial: “I don’t understand, I’ve only been here for a minute.”

by Fokewe January 28, 2018