holds your asparagus

as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it

“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”

by National daysss October 2, 2020

Wall hold

The act of choking your girl and pushing and holding her against a wall as you kiss her.

“Dude I was wall holding kat yesterday”
“ Nice man

by Daddylou15 October 4, 2020

Hold

A word used to describe a person that's way too percy

Oh man that guy so pervy,I guess he's a Hold after all

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Nijmeegse hold

Nijmeegse hold: zit wel op de muur maar heb je nooit nodig om de boulder uit te klimmen.

When your are bouldering there are always holds you accidentally miss or you specifically don't need because you try some fancy ass new original way to complete the boulder or you completely miss them at all but make it to the top anyway; those are Nijmeegse holds

by Phamjanssen October 9, 2020

Hold a Dick

A situation in which a woman or girl continues seeing her male partner strictly for sex.

Without knowing anything about the handsome stranger, Stacey wondered if he was perhaps her next Hold a Dick.

by James Cardinal October 17, 2020

Hold the ramen

"Hold the ramen" is a sexual move where the male boils up 2 packs of top ramen, cools it down a little bit and pours it over his girl's ass and proceeds to eat it out.

It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.

Bruh yesterday me and my girl held the ramen hold the ramen

by Ramenslut September 25, 2017