Hockey Speak

The lingo or language used by most hockey players grade 8-12

“Woah that boyski really went bardownski on the goalie”
“Hey Brady I heard the scouties are checking yeh eh?”

“Why do those retarded hockey speakers act like they’re all that?”

by Minnesotski December 3, 2019

Hockley massive

A group of nerds who are scared to leave hockley ride put bikes and smoke skunk.

These furoshious pussios tend to hunt in packs and never engage in fair fights.

Oh fuck it’s the hockley massive

by Bum fiddler May 18, 2021

Ham Hocked

When a guy goes down on you and you squeeze his head with your muscular girl thighs.

"Dude, she ham hocked me so hard when I ate her out...I literally almost suffocated!"

by jkface August 24, 2016

hocho

hot chocolate

i really want some hocho

by graczesia June 21, 2010

big hock

Its what I gots!

Man! He's got big hock!

by Cheese fried March 17, 2004

hockey tickets

another name for toilet paper

I just dropped a bomb and were out of hockey tickets........

by wheelsonthebuz May 28, 2006

Hock

once meant "knuckle of meat", but now means "forget about it", "don't even try", "give up", "don't start"

or

"chuck it", "throw it in the trash", "throw/toss it away"

(possible use as "sucks to be you", sympathetically)

You think you'll get a perfect 4.0 with a D on two of your tests this term? Hock it!

or

You can't walk around with a note from your ex in your textbook! Hock it, you broke up a month ago!

(possible: You got fired again! Hock it, life sucks!)

by CAT_2012 April 19, 2009