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Mormon handshake

1. Giving someone a handshake right after having sex without washing your hands.

2. When you’re right in the middle of having some nasty ass sex with your beautiful girlfriend when you suddenly hear a knock on the door. She is moaning loud, You’re both dripping in sweat, hair is a wreck, the room is hot and smelling like sex. She’s still lying on the couch naked, sexy and covered in sweat. She grabs a blanket to cover herself. You jump up and quickly put your shorts on and run to the door. You’re greeted by 2 nice young boys dressed in white shirts and ties who ask if you would like to hear more about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. You nicely decline and reach out your hand for a friendly handshake, completely forgetting that only moments ago your fingers were just deep inside your girlfriends wet pussy.
Dude, my hand smells like sex I think that guy just gave me a Mormon handshake.
by StarGirl;) June 26, 2022
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tecoma handshake

An acrobatic move simultaneously executed by vaulting over your pal and landing upside down on his shoulder all the while firmly stroking his shaft
Hey my bro is tecoma handshake champion. His technique is faultless
by Felchfister August 22, 2022
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Jesus Handshake

A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.
Person 1: Yo this person maya is a hot chick
Person 2: Yeah she gave me a good ol’ Jesus handshake!
by Cosmiccun7 December 13, 2022
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elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.
Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?
by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023
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va handshake

IJ went in for a blood draw and got a bonus VA Handshake
by Wakahare September 10, 2022
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Gay HandShake

You meet someone and want to let them know ur gay, when shaking their hand lift your first finger😍
*hand shake*
Girl one- *lifts first finger*
Girl two- OMG THATS THE GAY HANDSHAKE?!?
by KerahtheGAY September 14, 2022
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Tampa Handshake

Bert: I remember watching this guy hold this kid down and give him a Tampa handshake. Jim: I think you were molested.
by Daniel Greggs September 17, 2022
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