Serbian Hat

When a midget completely mounts your head and face fucks you.

"Hey look, that guy over there is wearing a Serbian Hat!"

by _po_gv September 9, 2023

Green Hat

If somebody gives you a green hat as a gift, congratulations they slept your wife or girlfriend

Hey nice Green Hat who gave it to you?
Meaning: Hey who did your significant other cheat on you with?

by Midnight Poet November 29, 2022

brass hats

A term used to describe superiors, especially in a military context. Named as such because of the brass pins worn on military officers as decorations and/or medals in the past. Famously used by JFK during the Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also "the brass", a term also used to describe superiors.

These brass hats have one great advantage in their favor. If we listen to them, and do what they want us to do, none of us will be alive later to tell them that they were wrong. - John F. Kennedy

by D-MoneyUSA123 January 19, 2022

Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.

Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.

by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022

ball hat

Putting your balls on your girls head, giving her a ball hat.

yo i gave that hoe a ball hat!!

by steezinnn March 4, 2022

thinking hats

thinking a lot, Think carefully

we will keep up our thinking hats about it

by Fuad ALkhafajy April 4, 2021

Hat Man

A man who spends his life satisfying everyone's sexual fantasies

"It is I the Hat Man here to eat your bones."

by tinygamercock April 6, 2021