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Harvard Goggles

How women are typically perceived at Harvard University. This perception generally inflates the true rating of women by approximately 2-3 points on the 10 point scale. For example, if a woman is a 5 outside of Harvard, she is approximately an 8 at Harvard.

WARNING: When Beer Goggles are worn in conjunction with Harvard Goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. bestiality or homosexuality).
"Wow! Did you see that babe over there?"
"She is maybe a four. We're on break, its time to remove your harvard goggles"
by theblacknight October 31, 2009
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arabian eye goggles

when someone is asleep (or passed out) and you drop your nuts over their eyes.
when ted passed out after banging that brazilian transvestite, she soon dropped each nut into his eye sockets giving him a pair of arabian eye goggles.
by kakes November 12, 2006
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gogger

person with down's syndrome.
by nick steel July 17, 2004
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Stevens Goggles

A term that defines the copious amounts of alcohol that must be drunk, not to make a Stevens girl look more attractive, but to make a Stevens male force up the courage to talk to any female in the whole damn room. Usually results in the guy being rejected as most Stevens girls are smart enough to know how not to get date-raped or ruthied.
The guy was so fucked up from drinking that his "Stevens Goggles" blinded him to the fact that he kept telling the Stevens girl how good he could give it to her when she could tell with one look at his drunk ass that he had never gotten laid in his entire life.
by female_population_of_SIT January 31, 2008
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gogue

"Oi vey, the girls and I are all headed down to the gogue and then to Sacs!"
by Dick Dickson January 30, 2003
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Arabian Sun-goggles in the wind

To hold someone down and place your balls in their eye sockets, you then proceed to fart in the recipients mouth. Arabian sun-goggles in the wind!
I built a tiny house and gave that dude a rough time with my arabian sun-goggles in the wind.
by kylo nipples February 8, 2007
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tech gogles

he reduced standards in women all men at Michigan Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.
'Dude wtf are you thinking! Take off your tech goggles man!'
by Adrian November 14, 2004
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