Screaming Goblin

During sex, the male is extremely short and the girl is having a screaming orgasm

Hey wee man!

Hey dude.

Wassup?

Just gave this hot chick a "Screaming Goblin"

Sweet

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

Trouser Goblin

A female that tries relentlessly to sleep with any male she can. A woman who spends most of her time attempting to work her way into mens trousers.

Stay away from her, she's a right trouser goblin

by FrostDemonStorm March 15, 2011

Gouch Goblin

Someone who licks other's gouch's for a reward or for money. Like a 'Gouchstitute' (Gouch Prostitute)

Hey Dude, Ill lick your Gouch for a longboard!

Hey man be careful in my hood' there are Gouch Goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.

by L4L96 August 25, 2011

curry goblin

A stinky Indian

Your a stinky curry goblin and you ride on carpets

by Anti-curry November 1, 2017

Closet Goblin

When you’re porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.

Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!

Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!

by DesertRat2000 May 27, 2018

Bout to goblin barrel that foo.

This is said by big black gay men. Their white ice cream referring to a goblin barrel.

That brother looking cute, bout to goblin barrel that foo.

by Crackercheesemaynaise May 24, 2021

Goblin shark

When you’re giving a blow job and you get to the base and you unhinge your jaw and get the balls as well

Man, this bitch last night was giving my head and I look down and she’s doing the goblin shark, I’m in love bro

by Naillingtamra May 21, 2018