pumpin your grease gun

1. Another way of saying masturbating. Used with the few people who live in a small town called Randlett, Oklahoma. Population: 430

"Hey Billy from across the stoop, You pumpin your grease gun over there, save your energy for your cousin Daisy out in the yonder"

by kuntry6969 June 27, 2016

Grease hole contest

When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!

Hey joe! Let’s go do a Grease hole contest!

by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025

Grease job

A hand job using Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant

Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.

by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025

Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.

"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"

by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

nipple grease

Leakage that comes from a nipple, typically when happy or aroused.

¨When she bounced on my dick I got nipple grease everywhere ¨

by Nipple_Grease April 13, 2017

grease ball forehead

term commonly used to describe kids who sit in front of their xbox pic their nose and txt on their cool phone they got with their colleage money "Caughing" JOSH

grease ball forehead is josh

by UNCHANCEY96 January 12, 2009