When you have to poop so bad, the poop is literally poking out that you'll have to put a plate on the floor to catch it
Big Bubba: Ya bum bitch. Where you at?
Big Homie Don: Yo, bro. I got a plate on the floor, be right back.
Big Bubba: Hecks naw.
Big Homie Don: Yo, bro. I got a plate on the floor, be right back.
Big Bubba: Hecks naw.
by Habbibi's #1 fan March 29, 2021
Get the Plate on the Floormug. A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.
The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.
by Jbar1997 December 6, 2015
Get the Floor hippiemug. Someone who's foot falls to the floor, hits a lego and Screams. They are the foe to manliness. They need a Floor Rescuer.
"Man, Johnny stood on a lego and screamed!! We need a floor rescuer!
"I dreamt of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, plotting to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"
"I dreamt of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, plotting to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"
by Are you a floor rescuer? June 8, 2014
Get the floor rescuermug. In reference to a meme seen on twitter. The picture depicts anime groups and where their tables are at lunch. One individual mentions My Hero Academia would be and or should be sitting on the floor. To this there were numerous responses of "floor".
by MyBoyo September 3, 2019
Get the Floormug. when u are havin sex nd the girl is so loose that when ur about to get off ur penis falls out nd u cum everywhere (but inside her lol) aka *spash in the floor*
guy 1-so was she any good
guy 2- no man, every1 hit is obviously
guy1-why did u splash in the floor?
guy 2- no man, every1 hit is obviously
guy1-why did u splash in the floor?
by Th3 tRuTh08 March 30, 2009
Get the Splash in the floormug. Put it on the tha floor, is when u wanna air something out for everybody to see, or if your so mad that u wanna fight someone and your sick of talking and want to handle the situation right there.
"You poppin shit bitch, well then PUT IT ON THA FLOOR THEN HO, PUT IT ON THA FLAAW!!..run up bitch, ill park your ass...on my soul"
by TruthSpeaker11 April 14, 2025
Get the Put it on tha floormug. As a verb: The act of a male “mansplaining” something about drums to a female drummer.
As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.
As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.
“You won’t believe it. I was at the music store trying out drums and a random guy floor tommed me!”
“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”
“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”
by Floor Tom February 25, 2024
Get the Floor Tommug.