Flower Funeral

A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.

Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?

Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.

Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.

Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.

Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)

Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.

Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.

Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?

Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!

Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011

Flideru

you are more than bored.

"Im so flideru"
"That is making me flideru"

by jezebel stone November 25, 2011

Flowerpit

The stoners/hipsters moshpit. Consists of arms raised in air, and slow turning, with occasional contact with other members of the flowerpit.

Hipster A: Did you go to that show last night?

Hipster B: Yeah man, that flowerpit was soooo chill..

by Ja-wan December 18, 2012

floner

while floating on your back in a swimming pool, you get an obvious erection that everybody notices and makes fun of you. ALSO know as a floating boner.

oh my god! look at tylers FLONER! haha

by floner1234 July 11, 2012

Flower Grandchild

The subsequent offspring of members of the 1960's peace-and-love movement. AKA children of the original hippies.

"Do you see that kid, River? His parents are such hippies, he's a flower grandchild."

by Littlewing August 19, 2012

flowers

something that's a total mismatch in a fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center.

boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (WTF lines appear on his face)

boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers right, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2013

flowers

something that's a total mismatch in a fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center.

boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face)

boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers right, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.

by Sexydimma August 18, 2013