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Fist my Mist

by JonttyJ November 10, 2015
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fist me dady

When your dad is fisting you thus = fist me dady
Fist me dady and punch my fart box
by Fist my pickle March 21, 2017
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Akimbo Fisting Helicopter

How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:

1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.

To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.

Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?

Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.

Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
by bigkahunaniggerman May 24, 2020
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Baby Fist Dick

Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.
*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."
by The Devil You Know April 29, 2013
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Fist of a thousand suns

A sex move when you put 2 fist in the asshole. Let it stay there until he cums
"I want to try the sex move"
"Fist of a thousand suns?"
"Yeah that one"
by Forget_10Dx August 31, 2017
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Triple Fist Popsicle

The Triple Fist Popsicle is an action of 3 males sticking their penis's in one butthole of another male or female, then they all climax at once, then one of the males fists the butthole scooping the cum out and licking it, then the other males lick the Semen Covered Fist, Making a Triple Fist Popsicle
This triple fist popsicle is awesome
by niggers with dicks June 5, 2016
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juan ogre fist

A man who sticks his fist, into an ogres throbbing, bleeding anus.
Juan ogre fist just used his ogre fist on that ogre.
by Boogietho November 4, 2014
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