Alabama firedragon

When a man is receiving oral sex and just as he is ejaculating tells the woman something shocking like "I have herpes." The woman chokes, forcing the semen through her nostrils. (Kind of like laughing while drinking milk). This can also be known as an Alaskan firedragon

I gave my girlfriend an Alabama firedragon last night, but she dumped me.

by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009

firme hina

a very hot chick (girl) - Mexican slang

Susana is one firme hina.

You see a hot girl walking down the street and say to your brutha, "Check out that firme hina".

by el mero chingon October 21, 2007

First Date Farts

After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.

M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.

*BRAAAAAP*

by birchak December 5, 2009

fire a torpedo

in reference to defication

I have to fire a torpedo

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Fire Drill Steamer

During a fire drill at a school a person will take a shit in front of a door. This will force people to slip in slide in crap while exiting the building.

John: "Hey, what took you so long?"
You: "Some one did a fire drill steamer in front of the main door and everyone was slipping and sliding around the door."

by Ol' Frenchy January 1, 2010

Fire Twerks

Amazing gangsta fireworks in disneyland tho

FIRE TWERKS tho!

by Mcnutsack September 4, 2013

Evil Fire J

A runescape player moderator who is known for having an expensive house and being lax. He currently has 99 Strength and over 50 million total experience.

Evil Fire J? Oh that mod that always hangs out in World 31.

by Jexx. February 28, 2009