Father of Asahd

It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.

Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?

DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.

Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?

DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-

Person: Just shut up.

by Shitacious November 12, 2020

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foundling fathers

A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.

John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.

by QuacksO September 03, 2019

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Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

by Xenoblade March 23, 2023

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good-father

Noun: one who does not get crunk, one who will miss the big game to pick up his or her daughter, one who did not have any affiliates to high school parties and believes strongly in morality. Verb:the act of being a trick ass cop, the act of breaking up parties and making citizen arrests.

Ex. why the fuck did you (v.)good-father at my sons party

Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche

by Ben anstratheman September 19, 2008

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