vanillia face

A term used in refering to a white person.

What's up vanillia face?

by John Doe33 October 13, 2006

Breakdown Face

A threepiece band from South Wales who are best known for being the pioneers of the musical (or not musical, as the case may be) genre "shitcore." An intentionally awful band whose lyrical content includes stories of robots who smoke weed and descriptions of getting erections over slutty nurse's uniforms.

Guy 1: Hey, what are you listening to?
Guy 2: Breakdown Face!
Guy 1: Oh man! This is shit!
Guy 2: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!

by Basstard March 23, 2011

chip-faced

You've had to many chocolate chips or any sort of ice cream with chocolate chips in them. You could be high-per. Based of the term "shit-faced".

Chip-faced was said in "Miss Congeniality."

"Top me off pal, I wanna get chip-faced!"

by ChipFaced March 18, 2009

face-mash

To shove someone's head by placing an open palm on the person's face and pushing. Similar to a slap, but without the speed and with the force directed forward rather than sideways; typically used to escalate a verbal argument just before coming to blows. It's the most offensive thing you can do to a person without causing them pain.

You can't face-mash a guy without expecting to get punched in the face.

by Aaronomus November 25, 2013

face custard

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I think you have a bit of face custard on your chin.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

Eat Face

in snowboarding: to have an extremely bad fall which caused you to get a mouth full of snow.

this jump looks intense. I'm going to eat face

by steasefactor December 21, 2010

Mom Face

It's when an attractive young adult a female has a worn out expression due to children, or if the young female has a worn out look in general.

Did you see Karen? She's hot, but she has a Mom face which is a little bit of a turnoff.

by Tribal_Warfare December 27, 2009