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The sport that suck and marching band is so much better then. Band gets more trophy's then the football and the band does not have bench warmers.
The football team sucks. The people only come for the half time show from the band
by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 February 12, 2019
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fantasy football

The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.
Man: Hey, can we fantasy football tonight?
Woman: Depends on when the draft is.
by Myqe the Rappist September 3, 2018
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Football

Got these footballs on deck. HMU
by GoGators! September 10, 2018
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Football

The little bitches version of rugby if they can’t handle pain like real men
Football is such a pussy sport for bitches
by Bigbossboris September 18, 2018
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football hoe

used to describe a girl dating or hooking up with one or multiple football players on a schools football team. often disliked by said football teams coach. purpose: distracting the players from the game, gain reputation. true football hoe will also hookup with or tease rival teams players. football hoes are often in the middle of rumors surrounding said football teams, but never start the rumors. a football hoe is a generally very trustworthy, kind and caring, and always loyal to her team. a football hoe doesn’t associate with anyone on the basketball team.
you know that girl? she’s such a football hoe”
by hsfootball21 May 20, 2018
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This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"
by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
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puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.
by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018
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