First World Twat

A person who genuinely and seriously calls out somebody's legitimate complaint as a first world problem as a means of trivialising them and their complaint, usually to obtain a smug sense of moral superiority because of how 'in touch' they are with the 'plight of the underprivileged'.

Dave: "Great, my air conditioner just died in the middle of a heatwave! This sucks."

Twat: "This is such a first world problem. At least you have a house and clothes, and perpetual access to the internet on your smartphone to make these status updates."

Dave: "Don't be such a first world twat."

by Cult Kitten January 17, 2014

Feratio

The ratio of oral sex to regular sex that you receive

Bro, my Feratio in college was off the charts!

by ZippedThunked February 11, 2015

First Floozie

Another word for Donald Trump's wife Melania

Melania Trump? Oh yes she is the First Floozie

by That Lego on the floor February 13, 2017

First Light

The first lighting of the sky after night and before dawn when the stars begin to dim. Surfers first check the waves at this time.

Hey dude, I'll meet you at Cardiff at first light to shred the gnar-gnar.

by NatureGirlENC May 26, 2018

first try

In the context of Speedrunning, this is often said in a joking or sarcastic manner when a trick or other act takes more than one attempt.

Speedrunner: *Fails to make a jump four times, then finally succeeds in making the jump*
Speedrunner: Hey, first try!

by datSato July 24, 2018

firaa

Firaa is a big dick black boi

Girl 1: have you seen firaa's dick?
Girl 2: yeah, it's soooooo big!
Girl 1: Omg Ikr!!

by 12 hoes in my Lexus November 14, 2018

Fiata

The current Fiat 124 model, which is built by Mazda in a factory in Japan. It is externally identical to the Mazda Miata/MX5 except for plastic trim on the front and back.

So I tell the valet, I got an Italian convertible, you need to put that in the row. He says, That ain't no Lambo, it's nothin but a Fiata.

by JoeinAtl October 15, 2019