Sea Fairy Cookie

A raging lesbian with a 0.0314% chance to even obtain her, So rare that i will have a partner before i get to look at her, So rare that i will stopped doing ur mom before i get her, so rare that in all my time of playing Cookie Run Kingdom, i have never got her

terrance:"Hey Bob, have you gotten Sea Fairy Cookie yet?
Bob:"No"

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

Sea Fairy Cookie

rare

sea fairy cookie is very rare cookie with a 0.0314% chance to get it

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

little german fairy

A gay, drunk, German midget blowing some guy through a glory hole

The little German fairy had fun last night.

by Little English man November 15, 2017

Sea Fairy Cookie

A raging hot lesbian cookie with a 0.0314% chance for you to even get it. Has caused me many of pain

Terrance:"Hey bob, have you gotten sea fairy cookie yet?"
Bob:"No."

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

fairy-go-round

Fairy-go-round: an upside-down barstool at full capacity during happy hour at the gay bar.

Have you been to the Blue Oyster bars latest attraction ? its called a fairy-go-round, but really its just an upside-down barstool so they seat more people during happy hour.

by Katelynne's dad April 22, 2020

cyber fairy goddess

A beautiful cyber security professional

Lexi, the great cyber fairy goddess, secured my RAM in port 69.

by Fairywordmother69 October 20, 2021

Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter

"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"

by Paleslayer May 31, 2018