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Logan English

He cares.
by LteEeeeeee July 25, 2022
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Check English Light

Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.
"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)

"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)

"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021
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English Ignorance

An English speaker who believes the world revolves around them on the grounds that ‘English is the universal language’ & other bullshit.

Lots of draws to racism, xenophobia etc.
I dislike Korean music because I can’t understand the lyrics.

You don’t listen to English music in Korea?? Are you f-ing crazy? How is this possible?
Alan, that is your English ignorance.

I went to Spain last month, no one spoke English... idiots.
by Ninjacat1357392 June 1, 2021
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English Class

Where all the double digit iq reject fucks go to teach, because theyre too braindead to actually teach a real class or subject
id rather kill myself than go to english class tomorrow
by toejerk October 9, 2023
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English Salmonella

English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.
"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"
by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024
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English marks

When you spank your mother's arse so emphatically, that it leaves some prominent marks.
"I gave mother some English marks last night"
by ingleesh September 16, 2020
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english prision

by Kai_Sario August 16, 2022
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