eli

oh my god eli is so fucking hot please fuck the shit out of me.

ME: “wow did you see how fucking hot eli is?!”
EVERYONE ELSE: “kys”

by 2olluxz March 17, 2022

Eli P.

The gayest man alive. He loves to fuck little kids and will suck dick for free. He has no bitches and loves dick. He loves to suck his own dick too.

“Look at that Eli P.”

by Satanslittlepplover September 15, 2022

Sarah Eli and David Chandler

The best of lovers. Nothing can hold a candle to the love they have for each other. They grow and love and learn together. They are bonded throughout time and space.

Sarah Eli and David Chandler are the best of lovers. They are comfortable with each other in every way, almost as if they are one.

by Princess kitty UwU January 19, 2021

Eli Pérez

A person with a really big personality and dick that is very talented in rapping and dancing. He is good at everything even getting the girls

Eli Pérez is the man

by Themassivedonkey May 9, 2019

Eli

A man who is more awesome than any Celine, Samantha, Bryon, Olivia, Charlie, Addyson, Jaylene, and Abbie

"Wow, Eli is Awesome!"

by Ghostflame August 23, 2021

Eli

Really is the type of guys who looks like a big dildo.

Eli is a giant cock.

by jesus on the smoke October 28, 2021

Eli Anders

The act of having a generationally bad run or ‘stinker’

“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”

‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’

by Charlize Nelson June 2, 2025