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i drink so i am... 

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...
If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...
i drink so i am... by Henky66 October 22, 2017

blackout drink

A drink that will make you blackout, different for everyone
Brian: Hey dude wanna get fucked?

John: Yeah but only if we have my blackout drink.
blackout drink by Doorcat March 2, 2018

boot drink 

This is what happens when Tyche doesn't follow through on a bit.
Man Tyche really boot drink'd this one.
boot drink by emilyel May 28, 2018

"soft drink" water-saver rule 

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.
Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

Spinning Drink 

Ploughing through a load of alcoholic beverages.
"Oi Gazza, you're spinning drink tonight! Mind you don't get in bed with one of them shemale's again. Would be the 2nd time this week. You know how mad the mrs was the 3rd time".

Mittelschmerz drink 

Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.

Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry

EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.

What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.

God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.