usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.
Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
by truth999 March 15, 2017
Get the thee diego guzmanmug. Diego is a very mature and sweet person he is the type of person who will always be there for you no matter what. He’s a very shy guy but he’s also really funny. He’s a very attractive young man and has really attractive hands. One of his biggest passion is soccer he loves it with everything in him. He also loves his friends but they could annoy him sometimes. He was dumb enough to break his own knee and then had to wear a brace that made him look like a robot. This is very much embarrassing because imagine having a leg that looks like a robot. He can’t even walk straight anymore. He could be a lil aggressive and tell you to die and jump a bridge. But overall diego is a really good friend.
by @die January 31, 2022
Get the Diegomug. by Heckpeck April 3, 2020
Get the Diegomug. Deigo is one of the best guys you will ever meet. He Has the best dimples an amazing jawline and smile and curly black hair. His main priority is his first love which is soccer he also will still always love his ex girlfiends and never want to loose them. deigo is also the kind of guy that loves to be friends with a bunch of beautiful girls but he tends to call the one he loves the most baby. If you ever meet a Diego keep him close to you he is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet and he will treat you like a big brother
Girl: did you see Diego today?
Me:ya he's like my big brother and has the best dimples ever
Girl: dang your lucky to have him
Me: ya he's pretty great
Me:ya he's like my big brother and has the best dimples ever
Girl: dang your lucky to have him
Me: ya he's pretty great
by girly girl 17 December 18, 2017
Get the Diegomug. The boy from dora the explorer who has a pet jaguar that should have already killed him by know if this was not a kids show
by HEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE December 7, 2022
Get the Diegomug. Diego tailor literally means small penis or micro chode. He is shy and self concious of his penis size. And will not loose his virginity to anything but a bomb.
by I💜diego September 22, 2018
Get the Diego tailormug.