Lucky Deuce

While you jerk-off and take a shit at the same time, you “hit the jackpot” if you cum and drop a deuce at the same time.

Unexpectedly, I had a Lucky Deuce while I was sitting on the toilet.

by Pancreas Man January 8, 2018

BW-deuce

When you have eaten far to many Buffalo Wild Wings and your ass explodes the next morning.

Man we I ate far to many Wings last night at BW3's and it left me blowing out the largest BW-deuce this morning.

by Mike "sweet internet" Bailey March 9, 2009

Throw us the deuces

That little two finger lift people do when they drive past you.

His neighbors just throw us the deuces when they drive past us smoking pot.

by Bleeze Worthy November 7, 2015

Deuce juice

(noun)
/ˈdo͞os jo͞os/

Definition:
The unholy moisture that collects between your butt cheeks after sitting too long, sweating too much, or just existing in Satan’s armpit-level heat.

“Dude, I just got off that 3-hour Greyhound bus and my deuce juice situation is critical.”

by vegasvibes July 28, 2025

Dime Deuce

When two ugly people have a baby that has somehow amazingly through a miracle

Have an extremely pretty baby

Damn, I saw her parents, she's a dime deuce

by Slickins April 23, 2018

Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

Ambush-deuce

A poo that sneaks up on you at the most unfortunate time; like a job interview or third date.

" I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"

by longrider700 May 20, 2016