Douche Bag

If you live at home, still wear Abercrombie wing man shirts and M. Brady is your first initial and last name, you might be a douche bag

Douche Bag - I have a $24,000 lexus

by Lexus24000 August 1, 2010

Douche Missle

Someone that is such a big douche bag that they might actually explode.

That douche missle better get the fuck out of my house.

by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

Lord of the Douche

Someone who's douchebaggery has gone past Douche lord. Unessecarilly sarcastic, a Jerkass (By Tv Tropes Standards), and a Dumbass as well. Usually bottom of the class. Has a forked tounge, and touchy facade.

You, my friend, I dub Lord of the Douche.

by Queen Sakon January 24, 2010

Douche Pocket

It is the pocket of traffic on an otherwise empty two-three lane highway/thoroughfare caused by one (or sometimes two) individuals driving excessively slowly in the far left, passing, or "fast" lane.

It can also be used to refer to the individual creating this sort of traffic congestion.

Holy Crap ... look at that nightmare up ahead all caused by one friggin' Douche Pocket.

by justhalfbad March 13, 2009

fuckin' douche

one who should be washed away by a sea vinegar and then forgotten.

Isn't that Bob over yonder?
"Fuck Bob, he's a fuckin' douche."

by James Cagney February 10, 2004

douche magouche

Being a super douche. Used especially towards cape codders.

" Pat, quit being a douche magouche and just suck my dick dry" screamed Ben

by Albert Johnson1 May 4, 2011

douche bag

1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) ER physicians

That doctor is such a douche bag.

by FP Resident December 28, 2005