Ambush-deuce

A poo that sneaks up on you at the most unfortunate time; like a job interview or third date.

" I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

Deuce Five

Slang term for .25 acp caliber pistol much like Four Nickle refers to .45 acp caliber pistol

Hit some corners try to get away from these n*ggas imma toss the deuce five I’m a felon n*gga

by SpotemGotem_1646 August 14, 2024

Road Deuce

a poop taken outside of the home and implies a deuce taken under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even increased frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel

The food was great but the consistent nuisance of Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.

by Prediction? Pain August 15, 2022

bullshit deuce

Twice the shit you are already dealing with

Dont feed me that bullshit deuce

by Shitting Bull January 6, 2021

BW-deuce

When you have eaten far to many Buffalo Wild Wings and your ass explodes the next morning.

Man we I ate far to many Wings last night at BW3's and it left me blowing out the largest BW-deuce this morning.

by Mike "sweet internet" Bailey March 9, 2009

Lucky Deuce

While you jerk-off and take a shit at the same time, you “hit the jackpot” if you cum and drop a deuce at the same time.

Unexpectedly, I had a Lucky Deuce while I was sitting on the toilet.

by Pancreas Man January 8, 2018

Deuce Juice Huncho

Often a brown man from Jersey. Has the ultimate swagger and extrudes confidence everywhere he goes. Can not go 2 minutes without cracking a CS joke. Is in his final form when wearing ripped jeans and black timbs and is not to be messed with during this time.

Guy1: Yo you see that guy over there. he's kinda handsome
Guy2: Yeah but he's in his final Deuce Juice Huncho form, don't make eye contact or he'll torture you with CS jokes.

by Yagursh Shelamadee March 29, 2022