by Ricky Martin1 September 29, 2012
Get the Classic Coopermug. There are two types of Coopers in this world.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
by liftworks October 9, 2025
Get the Coopermug. by ShingleMcDingle November 7, 2023
Get the Coopermug. He always has a Huge bulging throbbing cock. I can be straight and still want to have rough sex with him all night.
by GawckGawck9000 August 22, 2020
Get the Coopermug. To dig for the gold in your nostrils and gracefully speckle boogers on the spout of a public water fountain at school, and then completely engulf the spout with your mouth and drink the water and eat the boogers simultaneously.
by YourMomLovesABartender September 4, 2021
Get the Pull a Coopermug. Living life like Jordan Thomas Cooper suggested which was approved by Secretary of Education Dr. Paige.
Cooper’s life improvement plan made sure people planned everything they did, prayed, and read informatively.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
Get the Cooper’s life improvement planmug. A real one, hardworking, sexy as fuhh, athletic, smart, great hair, good kisser, and knows how to hook a man up with a lady ;)
by DaddyDee12 March 1, 2020
Get the Coopermug.