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asshole cookie

It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips
Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie
by Cookiemonsta123456789 February 15, 2018
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Cookie mouth

The resulting chocolate coloured ring that appears on the lips of the participant of an ass to mouth incident after they use their lips to clean all the feces from the shaft. Reminiscent of all of your annoying cousins after they have eaten your Oreos. The severity of cookie mouth varies with diet, shaft size, and enthusiasm and lip colour of the shaft swabber. Is somewhat contagious as kissing can spread cookie mouth between partners.
I went ATM on this chick last night and she ended up with the worst cookie mouth I have ever seen.
by Amebo Jones March 25, 2020
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cookie rubbing

It's when two men, typically Rico and Fang, coordinate a time and place to rub their butt cheeks together and say "COOKIES!"
Did you say you were going to go cookie rubbing with Joey tomorrow night? Sign me up!
by jssynth July 10, 2020
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Cookie Crisps

Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10
Young child 1: I like cookie crisps
Young child 2: same
Young child 3: same
Young child 4: same
by MazDavidson August 12, 2020
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Cookie-doe

She's my bunny. I was hungry when I came up with her name and a female bunny is called a doe so.... She is a Holland Lop so that means she has floppy ears. She loves fruits and vegetables and likes to drink water from a bowl like my dog, Guinness. She has 2 bad legs tho, but she is still amazing and it is not that rare.
Cookie-doe is cute.
by MemeWolf October 3, 2020
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No-Bake Cooky

A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.
"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."

"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."
by sure-it-can January 8, 2013
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Cookie smack

It was kinda weird, but I sure didn't mind the cookie smack.
by cookie smack September 9, 2013
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