Crooked Neck Bitch

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"

Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...

My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"

by lttlmtn July 19, 2017

Crooked Eye

Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.

Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.

by the PITA son October 15, 2017

conked up

When Felix is tired and can't word things properly

"I should be conked up"

by kerfluffy October 26, 2017

crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.

"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."

by MoPetes17 May 14, 2018

cocked open

Open and ready for sex

She always has her legs cocked open

by Toniboy1 May 31, 2018

cookiedisciple

A person that spreads the word of cookies to chat rooms and other forms of media. always bowing to the Cookie Goddess Efrem.

My life as a cookiedisciple is going great. My love for the great Goddess Efrem is undying.

by FingerLicker June 6, 2018

crooked dab

it's the gay version of dabbing

daniel: "dab"

max: "no that's too straight"

daniel: "o, you're right..crooked dab"

by praisemeimgaysus June 30, 2018