Alien 1: "We must have more"
*Alien 2 presses button*
Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."
*console summons 463 cigarettes.*
*Alien 2 presses button*
Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."
*console summons 463 cigarettes.*
by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025
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A short, often mindless session of phone use undertaken for comfort rather than necessity.
A short, often mindless session of phone use undertaken for comfort rather than necessity.
The kids were restless in the waiting room, so I slipped them a screen cigarette to keep them occupied.
I had five minutes before my train, so I lit up a quick screen cigarette.
She doesn’t smoke anymore, but she still needs her screen cigarette after stressful meetings.
Nothing like a screen cigarette on the toilet.
I had five minutes before my train, so I lit up a quick screen cigarette.
She doesn’t smoke anymore, but she still needs her screen cigarette after stressful meetings.
Nothing like a screen cigarette on the toilet.
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Random person: 'hey could I steal a cigarette?'
American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'
American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'
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Get the Five Guys Cigarettes mug."No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
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