Taller in a chair

When a person’s fat ass is so fuckin’ gigantic that they’re taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks. (a.k.a. - “taller sitting.”)
Ms. Bertha’s ass is so damn gigantic that she’s two inches taller in a chair than she is when she stands, assuming the chair don’t collapse.
by Goofnut November 15, 2023
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cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.
If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.
by Partsdriver July 19, 2022
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Chair Rave

To take ecstacy or similar synthetic drugs or even possibly methamphetamine while at home by self or with two to three friends and just enjoy yourself as apposed to a traditional rave at a club or similar setting.
I was at home chair ravin and was rollin out da frame with lisa and molly. {Chair Rave}
by samsonjonesblack November 22, 2013
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Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.
Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.
by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025
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Chairs Mart

An alternative way to thank someone, usually in a casual manner. Generally used with someone that is your mate, to whom you might say Cheers to over a drink.
You: Did you bring a beer for me too?
Your Mate: Yeah, Of course.
You: aw, "Chairs Mart"
by VonRuss May 24, 2021
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