banana carpet

weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use

"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet

by ppsucker49 October 15, 2019

carpet magician

A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not

Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician

by Anomie’s November 22, 2022

Carpet muncher

A male or female who eats hairy c00chie

“Shut up you fucking carpet muncher”

“Nasty ahh carpet muncher”

by Lannah with the shyts November 26, 2021

Carpet rat

A pussy ass bitch who thinks there something big

Justin’s a carpet rat

by The Pushin P January 24, 2022

Crusty Carpet

When you jack off onto your carpet

“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “

by Crusty011 March 17, 2019

carpet grin

When a cat opens it's mouth drawing air in and up into the Jacobson's organ to process the scent more deeply than your cat's nose can. Usually resulting in an open mouth grinning expression.

"What's on this blanket? The cats got a wicked carpet grin."
"Dale, the damn cat is grinning at the carpet again!"

by LordOftheTacos February 20, 2023

Carpet Bomb

Mike's coital finishing move. Usually required an XL towel for cleanup afterwards.

She wanted me to carpet bomb her after Cruz took Iowa.

by AyeMoney October 6, 2016