cracker ass

When a person is dumb or also a loser sometimes can be used as a stupid white person that uses crack because they have nothing better to do!

Man i swear sometimes you can be such a crackerass.

by evelyn December 28, 2004

cracker jack

A crazy, silly, or nutty person

That guy is such a cracker jack!!!

by 1Anon. April 26, 2006

cracker

degoritory racial slur towards white people w/ direct corliation to slavery. arrived around the same time "nigger"

white people don't like being called crackers, just like black ppl don't like being called porch monkeys

by person 5554321 October 31, 2007

cracker jacker

A white man that chronically masturbates

Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!

by afilthyrwner September 2, 2009

cracker light

A light from a police car or police helicopter that is used at night.

"I got up outta there when I saw that cracker light"

by Mike Perrone June 9, 2007

cracker shower

While one is eating crackers, they are suddenly attacked by a coughing fit that utimately leads to a cracker shower exploding from their mouth.

Guy 1: *cough* *cough*
Guy 2: DUDE, turn your head the other way before you give me a cracker shower!!

by cmasterson August 4, 2009

Cracker Craving

adv. To really desire a caucasian person. see also Cracka cravin. Opp. of Jungle Fever.

I don't understand why Kobe Bryant slept with that white girl. He musta had a cracker craving.

by pepwave1 May 10, 2011