Cannon

A pickpocket.

Every cannon has his own technique.

by Côrno duma figa June 15, 2019

granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.

"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."

by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020

Cannon

A symbolic term. It is used to refer to the male genitalia (predominantly) and is usually used to describe it during intercourse.

She was s**king that cannon like a master

Amy believed that that cannon was longer than any other.

by Alex 13 March 1, 2019

Cob Cannon

A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.

"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."

by TestUser999 December 17, 2021

Twin cannons

The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.

Last night was wild. He used the Twin Cannons on my asshole so hard, I'm going to need a diaper.

by Pillcosvy April 9, 2022

Cannon

Cannon is a amazing person, and is always there for you when you need them! They also have the fattest ass. They are the best boyfriend to have they will make any other man that sees them jealous. They are caring and loving. And can keep secrets and will also make you laugh when you need it

Cannon is the best person alive!

by Chloebiggersc October 3, 2021

Confetti Cannon

Shoving colorful nerds/pop rocks into your ass hole and then farting in the face of your partner.

Hey babe, I want you to toss my salad so I can blast my Confetti Cannon in your face.

by TheWh1teSh4dow November 4, 2025