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Canadian Goggles

The act of a male placing his ballsack on his girlfriend's eyes.
My girlfriend wanted to see better, so I gave her a pair of Canadian goggles.
My balls are so hairy, my girlfriend couldn't see through Canadian Goggles!
by RG Destroyer May 8, 2009
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Canadan

a supposedly correct demonym denoting a resident of Canada; Canadian. May also be used as an adjective.
The tourists are all Canadans.
by uttam maharjan August 19, 2010
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canadia

canadia is a better way of saying Canada. It is known to piss off Candians if an American says it, because it makes them think we are all ignorant bastards. Thus, when speaking to Canadians, always refer to Canada as Canadia. Canadia also sounds like an american state, suggesting that we will soon invade Canada and take over their army of moose and bears. Cheers!
As soon as we invade Canada and make it Canadia, we will have 51 states.


Canadia is known for its maple syrup.....and hockey.....and thats about it.
by Calebgothigh December 17, 2008
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French-Canadian

Someone with a good sense of humour, an incredible talent for understanding. Usually speaks two or more languages.

He has to make people understand that French is important and it is not an assault against the ROC.
Wow! he is so French-Canadian, he's very nice
by Maevane March 5, 2011
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canadas history

Canadas History is a process whereby a large group of historical items is inserted into an orifice over a time period of at least 42 hours. It has been said that many of Canada's politicians and schoolchildren are in fact quite well versed in Canada's History but students of American history know that to not be the case. Some might even say that in Canada the real history buffs do it in the butt.
She wanted the wheelbarrow but I was all like, bitch if you aren't going to do the dishes we're going to get Canadas History up in here - And by up in here I mean up in you.
by History buffs February 4, 2010
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Caleagh

Caleagh, pronounced Kay-lee. meaning of the name is SLENDER.

Most Caleagh's are wicked smart, funny and very witty. They have a charm about them , and their natural beauty make them a catch. Be careful though they are stubborn as a mule, and can be sometimes their way or the high way. But are easy to please.
Caleagh's red hair is so pretty, I wish I looked like her.
by HortonHearsAWho696969696 March 12, 2009
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Canadian tar and feather

Same as the classic tar and feather but with Maple syrup instead of tar
For all his disrespect, Andrew got the good ol' canadian tar and feather
by kingof4string54 December 9, 2009
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