Chocolate Lollipop

verb
when you stick your finger up your ass and fart

I'm gonna do the Chocolate Lollipop, I'm bored.

by v_il2 March 15, 2021

The Chocolate Lab

Flat tonguing a girls butthole.

Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.

Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.

by Catholic Liberal January 17, 2015

Chocolate Fake

A white cake with chocolate icing, thus impersonating a chocolate cake.

I'm really craving a chocolate fake.

by smerkley January 7, 2015

chocolate blumpkin

Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."

Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.

Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...

by weow weow January 20, 2015

Chocolate Mongoose

A giant turd.

Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.

by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017

Chocolate Rudolph

The act of giving or receiving a blow job from the back while you are bent over at a 90 degree angle. The person giving the Chocolate Rudolph will then have a brown nose from touching your stink hole.

Betty denied sucking Pete off from the back but she couldn't hide the fact that she had a chocolate Rudolph nose.

by K0n Artist April 13, 2014

Chocolate Pipe

Asshole. Pure and simple.

She was on blob, so I took her up the chocolate pipe instead.

by tufty1 April 14, 2009