bum yawn

A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.

"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."

"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"

by original jimster June 30, 2009

bum technology

Any sort of tool, shelter, or device crafted from materials easily accessible to the homeless by a homeless person. An example would be a bench press constructed from two wooden crates, a slab of plywood, some rusty bike frames, and a large metal rod fitted with bags of sand or cinderblocks on either end.

"Is that homeless guy fishing with a stick and some pipe cleaners?"

"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"

by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010

Bhoona bum

The after effects of eating spicy food, particularly around the nether regions.

Eddie regretted adding the extra chilli to his dinner last night. He suffered from a wild, untamed bout of bhoona bum for days afterwards.

by Moyles1 May 17, 2009

butt bum

It's a poor person (bum), that takes (scabs) the last bit off the cigarette (butt) with a tiny bit of tobacco left in it that people usually drop on the ground once they are done with it.

''Ah man, got to work for the rest of the week and i'm broke as hell, i might have to be a butt bum for the week''

by adam096 December 21, 2009

Bum Milk

The act of drinking seamen out of a womans asshole after a man has ejaculated all of his goods into her.

Dayum gurllll! I just tasted the greatest bum milk from my lover Laquonda, I guess you can say I'm a lesbian and a fool for bum milk!

by Especially May 6, 2011

bum snogger

a person who sucks up to those in power; ass kisser, brown noser

ugh, did you hear Tom with the new supervisor - he even bought him lunch. What a bum snogger!

by punkyrocker June 10, 2010

Bum shadow

The area beneath the bottom cheeks left white by a tanning machine due to the posture adopted by the sitter.

Look at that micro-bikini over there!" "Yes. Its so small you can see the bum shadow.

by aureliozen June 27, 2010