blaine brian hobbs

The best person u ever meet

You met Blaine Brian hobbs wow im jealous

by BeeMab April 22, 2018

Brian Marroquin

A man with boisterous energy as he walks down A-hall. He takes pride as he scourges the halls, drenching freshman maggots under his hooves, and un-holstering his loud and colossal phallus upon the administration. When commonfolk hear of that stunning, luscious hair, they melt into pash momatoes.

OH MY GOD!! It’s Brian Marroquin! Look at that amazing- *melts* *delicous matoes*

by Brunhilda Jaquavion March 26, 2022

Brian

This man is funny, relatable, your best friend, and had the most absolute greatest wheeze ever that will make you laugh with him.

Person 1: hey have you seen brian today?
Person 2: yeah he was laughing like a tea kettle and i ended up laughing too

by bruhman68.99 February 7, 2021

Brian

See: Dumb dego guinea wop goomba prick bastard.

Hey you seen Brian? Ya know, that dumb dego guinea wop goomba prick bastard?

by Maddog Jefferson December 24, 2022

Brian Wells

Coolest nigga ever, if dapper was a person(he gives the best handshakes)

Person1: BRIAN WELLS IS THE COOLEST NIGGA EVER!!!
Person2: fax

by Derpafish March 9, 2023

brian crowder

Brian crowder is a straight dawg, Brian is a great football player and wears number 1 since he’s such a guy. we love B1

People call me brian crowder when im on the field.

by Rustyy_579 November 20, 2023

Brian energy bars

Another word for cosmic brownies, also the main source of energy for a larger man named Brian

Sky: Mane where’d all my cosmic brownies go?
Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars

by youalreadyknowmang July 19, 2023