Sneaky Beaver

The most sneaky a person could ever be. The ultimate sneakster. The beaver part of the term comes from Mel Gibson’s 2011 movie “The Beaver” in which Mel Gibson uses an alter ego to cope with his mental health issues. The sneaky beaver alter ego refers to the state of the person during a sneaky beaver episode (like a manic state of a bipolar person) however the person is not always sneaky they have states of domestication when they’re not seeking debauchery. These stages of obedience only falsely assure surveillance and enhance the ability to sneak. Coincidentally, or not, the debauchery of choice for the sneaky beaver is often pussy aka beaver.

Even though his baby mama was weary of him cheating he left for work 5 min early to get a blowie from a hooker at a motel en route to work. He is a mother fucking sneaky beaver.

by The Duke of Price Hill February 26, 2019

beaver breather

A reference to the breath of a lesbian, or a reference to a lesbian in general.

From the smell of her breath it was quite odvious that Bard was clearly a beaver breather.

by Edwa Tramqua April 14, 2010

Salt beaver

A salt beaver is a tweaker who goes to an afterparty after an already long night. Salt beavers take cabs everywhere and are higher order mammals when compared to the ill-favored swamp donkey.

Cab driver: "Why are you talking politics to me, you "Salt beaver"? Why don't you get to bed at a reasonable hour?"

by Starrbird January 23, 2009

beaver genitals

Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.

D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

by lizzi May 20, 2005

rabid beaver

When Jon starts acting all crazy at work, jumping off the walls and shit.

Don't let him have that smoothie or he's gonna go rabid beaver.

by Jibs September 8, 2004

Buffing The Beaver

Often people will buff the beaver when playing tennis or enjoying a glass of kool-aid.
In the Gianni region of Mickleover buffing the beaver often refers to the process of ritualistic sado-masachism with real beavers, and the other sort also.

I'm not going to work today, I was totally buffing the beaver last night and now my sinks blocked.
And no, not that sink.

by BeaverBuffer001101 February 14, 2009

the beaver tail

the act of a my sticking his legs in the air then pulling is sack down over his buthole, thus forming the beaver tail

I think ill sit in front of the door and when Joe walks in i'll show him the beaver tail

by taten August 3, 2007