the brian monster

A sexy beast who is gay but in denial and secretly wants to nail his best friend

Paul is the Brian monster

by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016

brian jean

A good lookin dude who just simply gets the pussy. He gets it here, he gets it there, he gets it everywhere. Always has more than one chick to keep it entertaining.

He's gettin the pussy! Must be a Brian Jean

by livinlarge007 May 28, 2016

brian purcell

An honest person with a heart of gold and very sexual you know your on for a treat when you have a Purcell in your life

I am lucky I have a Brian purcell

by Soapy101 February 8, 2018

Brian Fries

a stupid fucking cunt

Wow, I need you to stop talking because you’re brian fries.

by dat bitchhhhhh May 6, 2018

tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago

wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian

by tom brian February 6, 2017

Kaley Brian

A teacher at rivet high school who shakes the school when she walks and sounds like toad from Mario.

That beached whale looks like Kaley Brian.

by Joe Hopf January 23, 2020

Brian

A beta male. Peaked in high school even though, they didn't really accomplish much. Uses social media to try to talk to women since he finds it hard to do it in person. For example, does rates or tbh. Has a group of friends that distract him from his loneliness. Overall, not the type of person you want to be.

A: Why is that person such a brian?
B: is being a brian a bad thing?
A: Not really, but you just don't want to be a brian.
B: got it.

by Gamer692 January 29, 2020