beer bat

strange bat found on the Eastern shore of Maryland especially around campfires where Yuengling is being drank; known for its call

Could that whine be a beer bat?

by Z Wardell Ph.D. July 5, 2003

bat country whore

a person who likes avenged sevenfold only for the song bat country,and acts like they own and love the band as a result

that girl is such a bat country whore for wearing an a7x shirt and not even knowing any of their songs besides bat country.

by hope will fall May 9, 2006

Bat Signal

When a physically endowed woman is showcasing her blessed mammory glands with revealing cleavage at a social establishment. BAT is an acronym for big ass titties, but also means that when a chick flashes her badass chichis, Bruce Wayne himself would pay admission.

Damn, son, you saw Dulce tonight? Shes flashing the motherfucking bat signal son! Mm mmm....

by Jabberwocky1111 March 24, 2009

vagina bat wings

The act of stretching ones labia majora to the absolute limit of its elastic capability. Usually under the assumption that this act of self-destruction is sexy.

"Goddamnit! Is that Kara's vagina bat wings? I'm eating breakfast here!"

"Isn't my vagina bat wing sexy?"

"...............I don't think we should talk anymore."

by Blinded-by-the-bat-wing September 24, 2013

batting for the other team

to be gay or to become gay.

"it looks like burnt face man is batting for the other team now"

by a big bunghole May 20, 2009

Therapeutic Baseball Bat

A special Baseball Bat that can be used to solve any problem in any situation. The mob first invented this amazing tool years ago when they were having financial troubles. It helped them and it can help you.

The Therapeutic Baseball Bat; an amazing tool that can solve any problem. Annoying sibling, animal, boss, mother-in-law or ex-wife? Not anymore, guaranteed to fix all your problems or one can be used to fix you!

Wow Joe, you're right! After liberal application of your Therapeutic Baseball Bat, my mom shut up, my ex wife is gone and my boss is giving me a raise!

by Zanasabitch October 19, 2010

Pissing like a bat

When a member of the male race, usually in an alcohol enhanced state enters a foreign toilet either without light or is unable to find the light switch, he develops the innate ability to urinate with extreme accuracy,(in some case's more so than if he was aided by illumination), using only the sound produced by his strong and mighty stream against the unsuspecting water, and an initially well placed shot and thus pissing into the bowl while avoiding the walls much as a bat would fly around a cave.

Toilet guest one: Good news or bad news first?
Toilet guest two: Good
One: The toilet has heated floors
Two: whats the bad?
One: theres a leak and the light is blown
Two: ... Oh seams pissing like a bat isnt my forte.
One: o.0

by morefeind May 15, 2011