Army recruiter

A person who, somehow, gets paid 3x your salary to recruit graduating high school students for military activities that contribute nothing of society.
Jeff had a month left in school before the army recruiter showed up at his door, offering to pay his college tuition in favor of his service.
by Clay_ July 17, 2022
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Swiss Army Guy

That one guy that magically seems to be able to do literally anything.
"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."
by Loapher May 30, 2022
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no-jams ARMY

An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.

These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.

Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.

These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.

List of no-jam jokes include:

"Jimin, you got no jams."

"Hey! Stob it!"

"I hate snakeu."

"I love hamburger and sprite!"

"International playboy!"

"J-horse" "Taelien"

"Beach? B*tch."

"Infires man!"
"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."

"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."
by mei is better than you February 20, 2023
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fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.
"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."
by JSmith lu 43 April 06, 2017
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Stan army

Stan army is a group of 2 years old that bully people for fun because they insult someone who will never date them.
I'm apart of the kpop Stan army an I shall "cancel" you
by KILLER_DEATH011 COME ADD ME January 13, 2022
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Australia army cadets

The men with the hardest cocks that actually go to the army instead of becoming a flight attendant
by Sargent sheeran November 12, 2023
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The Turtle Army

A group of people obsessed with turtles on a Minecraft server. They've gone through troubles and hardships but they've gotten through it. They've gotten hacked and destroyed, but they're still here
The Turtle Army is having a pizza zoom.
by Turtle guy 70 May 18, 2021
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