Chocolate apple

When you dry chocolate sauce sauce onto you scrotum and allow female to suck it off

You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"

by killerpie202 June 10, 2018

Apple Boobs

Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.

Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?

by aPervyGeinocolgist February 6, 2017

Apple scruncher

Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.

Your a apple scruncher dude

by Juulman May 23, 2019

The Apple of Inappropriateness

An apple that has "gotten around" to more than one persons body parts, usually preferred to go to people of two different genders, that are considered inappropriate to many.

Winsorlocken's job is to destroy The Apple of Inappropriateness because we don't like to be inappropriate.

by David Kahn December 2, 2007

waxy apples

When your testicles are stripped clean of their hair and are left waxy clean

You have a nice set of waxy apples

by Poseidon rulez April 7, 2015

Red apples

Exes with red flags

Emski: So even though A did not show any red flags you still broke up with him?
Elski: Yes, I always though of all my exes as red apples.

by The unicorn and the caterpilla February 20, 2023

Mickey Apple

The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.

I couldn't get it up last night so my girlfriend gave my limp noodle a Mickey Apple.

by gallopinggertie December 4, 2010