Apple Boobs

Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.
Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?
by aPervyGeinocolgist February 06, 2017
Get the Apple Boobs mug.

Apple Shampoo

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch
"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"
by Atomic Arrow December 22, 2017
Get the Apple Shampoo mug.

Damn Apples

When you buy an apple phone and it has a virus or its broken and you throw it at the nearest lake
My mom bought an apple phone, she damn apples
by mariamagma November 08, 2016
Get the Damn Apples mug.

Apple scruncher

Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.
by Juulman May 23, 2019
Get the Apple scruncher mug.

Spin the Apple

A party game like spin the bottle, but with an apple.
The players spin an apple and whoever it lands on has to hold the apple for no more or less than 5 seconds. If they go over or under 5 seconds, everyone slaps them in the face.
"Hey, wanna play spin the apple?"

"Sure, but we should bring a timer this time.
by goodwitchazura April 05, 2022
Get the Spin the Apple mug.
An apple that has "gotten around" to more than one persons body parts, usually preferred to go to people of two different genders, that are considered inappropriate to many.
Winsorlocken's job is to destroy The Apple of Inappropriateness because we don't like to be inappropriate.
by David Kahn November 09, 2007
Get the The Apple of Inappropriateness mug.

apple juely

The best ship ever, between Ely and Apple juice, the perfect couple
"I love apple juice"

"i love you too Ely"
*Making out noises*
"lets call out baby apple juely"
by rubix cube nerd March 30, 2023
Get the apple juely mug.