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angry gecko

is when the male pulls out of his bitch during doggy stylez, then promptly puts his cock in her arse and lifts her legs and rests them on his hips. this causes the bitch to go into shock and she climbs up the bed head and the wall like an angry gecko
dude 1: hey man how come you've been sleeping on the couch for like 2 nights?

dude 2: the mrs is pissed shitless because i angry geckod her. it was the funniest shit ever but she just got angry and i didnt even get to finish..

dude 1: duuude! dont you know your only supposed to do that to hoes you'll never see again, not your guaranteed pussy! dont shit where you eat dude.
by very dirty laundry December 30, 2011
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Angry Bird

A jealous, hateful, crazy psychotic bitch. That has nothing better to do with their time but sit around and plot revenege on the people they imagine have done them wrong.
She just an Angry Bird, she got a problem with everybody including herself.
by kiki1977 March 27, 2013
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reverse angry gravekeeper

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and your girlfriend pulls out, spins round and in hits you in the face with a shovel. As you stand up dazed and holding your head she pokes you in the eye, puts the shovel in your hands and pushes you backwards onto a chair, making you look like an angry gravekeeper.
Tom: When I was doing Sarah in the ass last night she gave me the reverse angry gravekeeper.
Ben: Didn't she do that in return for the angry gravekeeper you gave her last night.
Tom: Yeah. If I wasn't so dazed after she hit me with the shovel I would have smacked her in the face with it.
by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008
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Angry Dragon

An angry dragon is where your partner sucks a fart out of your ass, then screams RRRAAAWWWWRRRR over a burning lighter, igniting said fart.
My girlfriend did the angry dragon and burned off her eyebrows.
by The Mad Mexican April 15, 2016
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angry hobbit

a small scottish man who is extremely tight with money, is secretly gay and has a fetish for playing with whippets nipples, and a fetish for shiting in plastic bags.
man 1. 'is (name of person) no coming out for a cast the day?'
man 2. 'na, the angry hobbit is miserable, he wont pay petrol to get here, he is probably playing with his whippet or shitting in a bag somewhere'.
by ravey davey October 6, 2009
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Angry Pnut

he strokes you with his beard then he jizzes on your foot then he begins to lick it off with a seductive face
guy 1: I got angry pnut'd
guy 2: Oh god did you feel his beard?
guy 1: Yer while he was licking jizz off my foot
by suck my dongle April 15, 2009
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Angryface

Verb. The position of using your index fingers as replacement eyebrows to show your fury. It is usually accompanied with a frown.
I stole my friend's bag of chips, so she lifted her arms up, and put her fingers against her eyebrows to angryface me.
by hahahanonymous March 11, 2009
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