alaskan pipeline

when u freeze a tird and fuck a chick with it

she loves alaskan pipelines

by poohee April 4, 2009

alaskan pipeline boston pancake

People named Giovanni are very likely to love this dish.

Giovanni loves his alaskan pipeline boston pancakes

by Alaskan pipeline boston November 29, 2016

Alaskan Forestfire

When a girl burns off her pubes with a lighter, she creates an Alaskan Forestfire.

"When I was havin' sex, that bitch pulled out a lighter and burnt off her pubes;" she gave herself an Alaskan Forestfire.

by Patriotfan323 July 13, 2009

Alaskan pipeline

The act of taking a dump in a used condom, putting it in the freezer and then using it to masturbate your significant other. Invented by Nick F. sometime in March 2014.

I heard Nick gave Alaskan pipeline to Lauren

by Alpinenigga April 12, 2014

Alaskan table spoon

it is a chum fuck with your shipmate in the middle of Aleutians islands, and throwing your partner overboard.

I threw up my scrambled eggs. The next morning after I "Alaskan table spoon" my best mate.

by gunner1467 November 3, 2011

Alaskan sweat bag

When you and your gf go hiking in the woods alone. When you get tired and take a rest you become horny and you and your partner get nude at this time you take your sack and stretch over her eyes and fart in her mouth. While this is happening the sweat off of your ass and balls drips all over her face creating the Alaskan sweat bag.

Bro me and my gf went hiking and I gave her the best Alaskan sweat bag I've ever seen.

by Butthut May 27, 2016

Alaskan Baptism

Having sex on a frozen lake, preferably on one in Alaska

"Man, my butt got stuck to the ice during that Alaskan Baptism."

by FriendlyNeighborhoodNightwing April 11, 2017