The Fine Arts Market

The art that is made by people who know how to catch the attention of rich people. These rich people determine the worth, and quality of the art; proclaiming that all other art is inferior.

Oh, that yellow dot on blank canvas looks suspiciously like mustard. I’ll pay two million. I’ll also endorse your legendary art skills for the fine arts market.

by IAteAHobo June 20, 2018

Art thou bedlamite?

Classy old english way of saying "You mad bro?"

a: Why does everyone watching stupid ponies?! FUUUUUUUCK DIS GAY SHIT

b: Art thou bedlamite?

by Fun1k September 7, 2012

Art Vandelay

An artist that Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick made up to ‘art shame’ Kris jenner.

Kris Jenner: oh my god I love your work Art Vandelay!
Khloe Kardashian: he’s not real mom.

by yourmomsnamehajdhd July 26, 2021

art robinson interview

A long, drawn-out, extremely frustrating conversation in which one party constantly interrupts, denies plain facts in evidence, refuses to engage in questions or dialogue, and exhibits a derogatory and/or condescending attitude toward the other. The experience leaves the aggressor smugly self-righteous, and the aggrieved banging his or her head against the nearest hard surface.

Man, I just got out of an art robinson interview with my HR rep. I can't believe I still have a job.

My ex-girlfriend wants to "have a talk" tonight. I'm gonna turn this nice little dinner out into a real art robinson interview.

by nyclib8 October 11, 2010

Road-art

Roadkill that has been elaboratly spread across the road in a gruesome yet pleasing way. Roadkill in general. Pancakes.

We were taking I-91 when Bly pointed out a dead skunk. "Look! Road-art!"

by Brother Joe January 10, 2006

SAND ART

Its the shit that you take that is between the shits and normal.

Oh honey!!! come in here and check out the sand art i just left!!! "PRICELESS"

by HOLY COW HARRY C. April 15, 2004

degenerate art

Degenerate art in Nazi German language Entartete Kunst, was a term adopted by the Nazi regime in Germany to describe Modern art. Such art was banned on the grounds that it was un-German, Jewish, or Communist in nature, and those identified as degenerate artists were subjected to sanctions. Basically it was art that Hitler didn't agree with so he had it banned like a little spoiled brat in a candy store.

Oh because Hitler was a failed miserable painter so he decided to ban all or in kill all the Jews how pathetic was he! Degenerate art wasn't that bad!

by The Word Man of the Hour September 30, 2017