anal obsessive

The next level up for someone who is anal retentive and obsessive compulsive.

Don't touch that! Jill is anal obsessive about her desk. If you move something, she will know.

by OliviaMcK June 21, 2007

Anal Marmalading

To gather anal fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner's ass, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a Sunday morning's breakfast.

My girlfriend always loved a good anal marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.

by Sui generis DS January 22, 2011

Anal beats

Taking it in the ass doggie style

Bob- man how drunk was I
Rob- man you where fucked up
Bob- man my ass feels like I've had anal beats all night
Rob- I know I have it on camera

by A litt;e bit Cooler October 24, 2008

anal pee

When you are you are taking a shit and then its coming down like pee. All you her is drip drip (fart) drip drip drip.

Nico- ANAL PEE! (runs to the bathroom) drip drip (plop) drip drip

by capt.huggyface December 16, 2008

anal cheese

unidentifiable substance in your anus

you have some nasty anal cheese

by paddleball29 June 04, 2006

anal orifice

Another term for "asshole" used by intellectuals such as myself.

I don't know why, but I always pick the anal orifices for love interests.

by Toy December 22, 2005

anal tearage

The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.

My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.

by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010