Queef Kernel

chunky, blood clot byproducts of a queef during a woman's menstrual period.

Dude, I thought Carman's period was over and we banged doggy style... but then I got splattered by queef kernels when I pulled out.

by Buck Mann April 28, 2011

The Kosher Queef

You begin by eating out your partners freshly bleached ass hole and keep licking until you get a perfectly crisp brown rim. Then move on to eating out her bloody period vagina until she queefs so much you eventually throw up into her crispy ass hole. Then collectively grab a cup and fill the cup with the shitty mixture of puke, blood, queef, and shit, and then fuck the cup.

Joe gave a his grandmother the Kosher Queef.

by The Marco Polo April 6, 2019

ass queef

Typically, when a person has flatulence they would call it a “fart”. Here, in Atown (aka Anacortes, aka fagtown) we call these ass queefs.

*at mcdonald’s drive thru*
kelsey- “can i get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*

dude 1- “bro dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go up the butt and she totally ass queefed all over my cock”
dude 2- “what the fuck”

by assqueef757 October 10, 2019

Queef capture

When you roll up to her crib and bottle her queef and leave as fast as you can

I queef captured her then went zoomin

by Ticklin your butt June 17, 2020

Vanilla queef

After cumming in a woman in doggy style, she queefs multiple times and your cum begins to bubble and/or come out of her vagina.

1. Damn, Ted! My wife totally vanilla queefed after sex last night.

2. See that girl over there? I hear she’s a Vanilla Queefer.

by anonymous October 25, 2017

ginger queef

A. When a red headed woman farts through her baby maker.

Debbie's boyfriend was surprised when she suddenly let out a ginger queef on his leg.

by chefman69 May 28, 2016

Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.

I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.

by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020